The thing is, sometimes I take a prescribed sleeping pill before I go to bed. I do not drive, cook, or engage in any otherwise dangerous activities. I could never find my keys after I took one anyway. (Please note, I can't find my keys at least twice a week when I don't take a sleeping pill).
HOWEVER, I have been known to make a purchase on QVC and blog about the Colorado Rockies in an illiterate fashion. I recently read a blog I posted last night. It was crazy and everything was "hot". What the sam frappin hell? I deleted it. I actually used the word unbeated. Enough said about that. The most dangerous side effect of a sleeping pill: It brings out my inner stupid self that should know better. The warnings are there from the drug company.
The thing is, I can't always get to sleep. I am usually fine once I get to sleep. But I forget that sleeping pills will mess with your memory. I have ordered jewelry off of T.V. and don't remember exactly what I ordered or what it cost. Why is jewelry always on T.V.? Why not my pretty blue coach bag? I love jewelry like every other woman on the planet but enough is enough. From now on the purse with the credit cards do not stay in the room at night.
While I seem to be confessing, I not only order jewelry and make ridiculous posts, I eat. My favorite snack to eat after I take that little white pill? Has to be the peanut butter and honey sandwich. Do I eat it at the table like any other normal person? NO, I eat it in bed.
Okay, I eat peanut butter and honey sandwiches in bed, order jewelry and write posts on a blog that you can't understand. The boxer gets up every time I do and no one seems to be sleeping. Why do I take it? I can't freaking sleep sometimes. My sister can fall asleep in 30 seconds and I can't fall asleep for hours. My mind does not shut down. It takes me hours to fall asleep. With it, I seem to shut down my mind but gain weight. The truth is, I have some nice jewelry to console me.
So tonight I am writing this with a clear mind in order to prevent a crazy post on AL GORE WINNING THE FRIGGIN NOBEL PEACE PRIZE!! It is more than any sane, undrugged person can tolerate. I won't subject anyone to that.
