Got my copy of FU Penguin today by Matthew Gasteier. OMG book is too funny. I read his blog everyday. I highly recommend this book and blog to all of you who are constantly spammed by cute animals.
It is hilarious and worth the $15.
My copy was signed "Don't let the Penguins Win" Is totally an awesome book and I don't normally do this but was so entertained I just had to share with my friends.
Friday, September 18, 2009
My Favorite Movies
I am a chronic listmaker......OCD strikes again
--Please note not in any particular order so OCD not so bad...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Waterboy
3. What about Bob?
4. Forrest Gump
5. Blade Runner
6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
7. Alien vs Predator (i know what you are thinking....Like I care)
8. Lord of the Rings--all 3
9. Team America (fuck yeah)
10. Troy (umm yeah naked Brad Pitt)
11. West Side Story
12. Casino Royale (the new one yummy James Bond)
13. Lady and the Tramp---awww
14. It's a Wonderful Life
15. Kill Bill 1&2
16. Jurassic Park
17. Life is Beautiful
18. Sense and Sensibility
19. All Austin Powers (yeah baby)
20. Good Will Hunting
21. Steal Magnolias
22. The North and South
23. And the Band Played on
24. It's my Party (break out the tissues, i cry every time)
25. Philadelphia
26. Castaway (felt sorry for an inanimate object)
27. Walk the Line
28. Evita (Antonio Banderas...Hello)
29. Dirty Dancing (god rest Patrick's soul)
30. Shrek
KK 30 is more than enough. But also have to mention I love scary movies and ghost hunter shows.
--Please note not in any particular order so OCD not so bad...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Waterboy
3. What about Bob?
4. Forrest Gump
5. Blade Runner
6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
7. Alien vs Predator (i know what you are thinking....Like I care)
8. Lord of the Rings--all 3
9. Team America (fuck yeah)
10. Troy (umm yeah naked Brad Pitt)
11. West Side Story
12. Casino Royale (the new one yummy James Bond)
13. Lady and the Tramp---awww
14. It's a Wonderful Life
15. Kill Bill 1&2
16. Jurassic Park
17. Life is Beautiful
18. Sense and Sensibility
19. All Austin Powers (yeah baby)
20. Good Will Hunting
21. Steal Magnolias
22. The North and South
23. And the Band Played on
24. It's my Party (break out the tissues, i cry every time)
25. Philadelphia
26. Castaway (felt sorry for an inanimate object)
27. Walk the Line
28. Evita (Antonio Banderas...Hello)
29. Dirty Dancing (god rest Patrick's soul)
30. Shrek
KK 30 is more than enough. But also have to mention I love scary movies and ghost hunter shows.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
On a Positive Note
Don't you just love it when.....
1. People tell you, you are fabulous and mean it.
2. Someone takes care of dinner.
3. A person brings you flowers because they are so glad you helped them at work.
4. They tell you, you are the YODA!
5. A nice person takes a minute to explain something you don't understand.
6. A person accept you as you are even when you talk to yourself.
7. No one nags at you for driving too fast.
8. Someone loves you for you and they are not your family. (When it happens I will let you know)
9. Citizens Vote Republican (lol or vote at all)
10. People fight back against tyranny (weak I know)
11. People also love FU Penguin (do the search, read the site, buy the book.....so funny)
12. You get a Hug for no reason, just cause you needed it.
13. Your real friends let you be a bitch just because you feel hormonal and understand what's going on.
14. The mailman brings a check?
15. Fall starts and when spring starts?
16. Men online treat you with respect? Instead of a slut?
17. You have that one good cry that feels sooo good you don't want to stop?
18. Your man leaves you alone for that good cry.
19. You come home to your dog who loves you soo much and is simply happy to see you?
20. The Broncos Win!!!!
1. People tell you, you are fabulous and mean it.
2. Someone takes care of dinner.
3. A person brings you flowers because they are so glad you helped them at work.
4. They tell you, you are the YODA!
5. A nice person takes a minute to explain something you don't understand.
6. A person accept you as you are even when you talk to yourself.
7. No one nags at you for driving too fast.
8. Someone loves you for you and they are not your family. (When it happens I will let you know)
9. Citizens Vote Republican (lol or vote at all)
10. People fight back against tyranny (weak I know)
11. People also love FU Penguin (do the search, read the site, buy the book.....so funny)
12. You get a Hug for no reason, just cause you needed it.
13. Your real friends let you be a bitch just because you feel hormonal and understand what's going on.
14. The mailman brings a check?
15. Fall starts and when spring starts?
16. Men online treat you with respect? Instead of a slut?
17. You have that one good cry that feels sooo good you don't want to stop?
18. Your man leaves you alone for that good cry.
19. You come home to your dog who loves you soo much and is simply happy to see you?
20. The Broncos Win!!!!
Things that annoy Miss Priss
Okay mildly annoying but.....
Don't you just hate it when people....
1. Yell at you for no reason.
2. Call you on your own crap. Really, as if I didn't already know
3. Are so intense they lose their sense of humor?
4. Say nasty things to you on line and you don't know them. For example, had a very young man ask me my bra size among other perverted things.
5. Assume you are gonna cyber them whenever they want. Get a clue stud, you are not and never had been in the running for cybersex from the Priss. She's very picky.
6. Plan your day for you
7. Talk about your favorite football team?
8. Tell you they need to talk to you but will do it later. WTF, talk to me now or don't bring it up!
9. Tell you you are fabulous and you know they don't mean it.
10. Tell you the same thing they tell everyone else. Can't be original?
11. Are mean to your dog? Well we all know benji is spoiled.
12. Are frustrated when you talk to yourself.
13. Tell you, you are grumpy when you aren't. Hmph just makes you grumpy in itself.
14. Text you for hours when they coulda just called and said everything in 10 minutes.
15. Don't do what you want them to when you want them to do it?
16. Talk to you like you are stupid. (err co-worker that sucks ass has the nerve to do this to everyone)
17. Drive Suburu's
18. Vote for idiots like Obama and Pelosi
19. Put stupid bumperstickers all over their car that make no sense.
20. Want to tell you intimate details of their love life?
KK 20 is enough for today.
Don't you just hate it when people....
1. Yell at you for no reason.
2. Call you on your own crap. Really, as if I didn't already know
3. Are so intense they lose their sense of humor?
4. Say nasty things to you on line and you don't know them. For example, had a very young man ask me my bra size among other perverted things.
5. Assume you are gonna cyber them whenever they want. Get a clue stud, you are not and never had been in the running for cybersex from the Priss. She's very picky.
6. Plan your day for you
7. Talk about your favorite football team?
8. Tell you they need to talk to you but will do it later. WTF, talk to me now or don't bring it up!
9. Tell you you are fabulous and you know they don't mean it.
10. Tell you the same thing they tell everyone else. Can't be original?
11. Are mean to your dog? Well we all know benji is spoiled.
12. Are frustrated when you talk to yourself.
13. Tell you, you are grumpy when you aren't. Hmph just makes you grumpy in itself.
14. Text you for hours when they coulda just called and said everything in 10 minutes.
15. Don't do what you want them to when you want them to do it?
16. Talk to you like you are stupid. (err co-worker that sucks ass has the nerve to do this to everyone)
17. Drive Suburu's
18. Vote for idiots like Obama and Pelosi
19. Put stupid bumperstickers all over their car that make no sense.
20. Want to tell you intimate details of their love life?
KK 20 is enough for today.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Friday Bumpersticker
Today's bumpersticker Reads
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Kinda like it. We all know how I feel about soccer moms and their stupid kids. I am sick of these women and their little johnny and susie and their damn kids schedules. Just to let the whole world know.....
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILD OR THEIR SCHEDULE, OR THEIR GRADES. THAT'S YOUR FREAKING JOB!!!
I can't stand them. I can't. I wish they would just get the hell outta the way and let me get to where I am going. If you don't know where the next scheduled event is for your child, get off your damn cell phone, pull over and use whatever GPS system you prefer. Just get you and your kids off the road before you kill them.
Seriously, saw mom on the phone with 4 kids in the minivan (what else) and was driving erratically and obviously looking to cut across 3 lanes of traffic to turn to go to the park. UMMM yeah you are giving your kids great times and keeping them busy. But for god sakes, don't kill them on the way there.
Happy Friday !!!
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Kinda like it. We all know how I feel about soccer moms and their stupid kids. I am sick of these women and their little johnny and susie and their damn kids schedules. Just to let the whole world know.....
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILD OR THEIR SCHEDULE, OR THEIR GRADES. THAT'S YOUR FREAKING JOB!!!
I can't stand them. I can't. I wish they would just get the hell outta the way and let me get to where I am going. If you don't know where the next scheduled event is for your child, get off your damn cell phone, pull over and use whatever GPS system you prefer. Just get you and your kids off the road before you kill them.
Seriously, saw mom on the phone with 4 kids in the minivan (what else) and was driving erratically and obviously looking to cut across 3 lanes of traffic to turn to go to the park. UMMM yeah you are giving your kids great times and keeping them busy. But for god sakes, don't kill them on the way there.
Happy Friday !!!
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