I could not think of the word last night but today it came to me. The word I wanted was leverage. Blackmail is an ugly word and not the one I was looking for. (Though I am not above a little blackmail should the situation call for it) That Broad is a crazy chick. When someone starts talking about posting pics ,a person with things to hide must take action against possible humiliating circumstances.
Yep, I went on the offensive. She immediately got the message. I think we don't have to worry about that one anymore. So I get this text message today telling me to go read a certain blog. It was very James Bond for her. Of course I was intrigued. I expected to see something horrible and was prepared to retaliate in kind. Instead...
She posted her own pic of her haircut! I laugh every time I see it. Now that is a good one. I have to give it to her. I am impressed. Now, you might think I would respond in kind.
FORGET IT, I am still in denial about that whole period in my life. I will never, ever, in a million years post those embarrassing childhood pictures of me.
Still, I believe she issued a challenge in her post......
Thursday, March 6, 2008
Wednesday, March 5, 2008
My Baby is Hurting
A couple of my family members think my dog is a brat. They tell me they can't stand him. ( I know they lie ) My Benji is special. He is smart, fun, and loving. Yes, he does the annoying tongue thing where he tries to lick you.
But today, Benji had to go to the doctor for the second time in a week. He started limping last week and we went to see his Vet. He loves those women in the Vet office. Well, his limp has not resolved itself and we had to go back today for x-rays.
It looks like he has ruptured a ligament in his knee. We will be seeing the Orthopedic Vet next. ( I frippin knew I should have bought doggie health insurance ) Anyway, if he has indeed ruptured his ligament, he will have to have surgery. The surgery is $3000. I will of course get this done. I will charge it and not look back.
My dog is a family member. No, I don't believe he is human. But, I remember all of the times he has protected me from the mail man, garbage man, and pizza delivery guy. He would tear off someone's face if he felt we were threatened. How can I not take care of him? He is a young active boxer with many years ahead of him. I have to do this for him.
There are people who would not do this. But okay, I understand. It is a huge expense that we can't all afford. I am grateful that I have enough credit to get it done. It sucks financially. I mean it reallllly sucks. But what can I do? For now, I just hope he has a strain and not a tear. But knowing what I know, it probably isn't.
Any prayers for Benji's recovery are welcome and appreciated. Yes, I believe in God, I believe that heaven is perfect and I believe that God cares about our loyal companions.
But today, Benji had to go to the doctor for the second time in a week. He started limping last week and we went to see his Vet. He loves those women in the Vet office. Well, his limp has not resolved itself and we had to go back today for x-rays.
It looks like he has ruptured a ligament in his knee. We will be seeing the Orthopedic Vet next. ( I frippin knew I should have bought doggie health insurance ) Anyway, if he has indeed ruptured his ligament, he will have to have surgery. The surgery is $3000. I will of course get this done. I will charge it and not look back.
My dog is a family member. No, I don't believe he is human. But, I remember all of the times he has protected me from the mail man, garbage man, and pizza delivery guy. He would tear off someone's face if he felt we were threatened. How can I not take care of him? He is a young active boxer with many years ahead of him. I have to do this for him.
There are people who would not do this. But okay, I understand. It is a huge expense that we can't all afford. I am grateful that I have enough credit to get it done. It sucks financially. I mean it reallllly sucks. But what can I do? For now, I just hope he has a strain and not a tear. But knowing what I know, it probably isn't.
Any prayers for Benji's recovery are welcome and appreciated. Yes, I believe in God, I believe that heaven is perfect and I believe that God cares about our loyal companions.
Blackmail
It's such an ugly word
So I am hangin out looking at blogs when I came across a blog written by someone who knows about all of the skeletons in my closet. Here's a hint, she has a seemingly lesbian relationship with a good friend of hers. They do the whole furniture shopping thing together. And have always had a weird fascination with station wagons and Subaru's. I have seen both of them with butch haircuts and have pictures should I need to use them. But I digress.
The girl has all of the goods on me. In a recent post she mentioned buying a scanner and posting pictures. In all fairness, she did not say what pictures she wanted to scan. She just wants to scan some pics. Okay, no problem.
I wanted to respond but decided against it. NO one is actually reading my posts so I feel free to respond here.
It would be a shame to have to post pics of a certain Broad from her youth. We all have those pictures we don't want to get out. I know of a girl who cut her bangs right before picture day. She did not simply cut it, she has less than a half an inch of hair in her picture. The same girl was later photographed in a pair of really groovy plaid pants. You know the ones I mean. The ones with red, brown, green, purple, and yellow.
Here's the deal, you keep my secrets and I will keep yours sister girl. I already have a scanner and with a click your fashionista rep could be gone. I have the goods, and on top of all of that I have a savvy kid who could post your face from a Subaru that no one could prove was photo shopped. Sleep well tonight you old farting broad. I will.
So I am hangin out looking at blogs when I came across a blog written by someone who knows about all of the skeletons in my closet. Here's a hint, she has a seemingly lesbian relationship with a good friend of hers. They do the whole furniture shopping thing together. And have always had a weird fascination with station wagons and Subaru's. I have seen both of them with butch haircuts and have pictures should I need to use them. But I digress.
The girl has all of the goods on me. In a recent post she mentioned buying a scanner and posting pictures. In all fairness, she did not say what pictures she wanted to scan. She just wants to scan some pics. Okay, no problem.
I wanted to respond but decided against it. NO one is actually reading my posts so I feel free to respond here.
It would be a shame to have to post pics of a certain Broad from her youth. We all have those pictures we don't want to get out. I know of a girl who cut her bangs right before picture day. She did not simply cut it, she has less than a half an inch of hair in her picture. The same girl was later photographed in a pair of really groovy plaid pants. You know the ones I mean. The ones with red, brown, green, purple, and yellow.
Here's the deal, you keep my secrets and I will keep yours sister girl. I already have a scanner and with a click your fashionista rep could be gone. I have the goods, and on top of all of that I have a savvy kid who could post your face from a Subaru that no one could prove was photo shopped. Sleep well tonight you old farting broad. I will.
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