WTF !!!!

Long Live the Bell

So I was supposed to be writing a feminist paper !!! I know, it sucks. I saw a headline that Taco Bell is being sued. Apparently their meat is not meat. The lawsuit says it is 36% beef and to call it meat, it has to be 40% meat. ROFLMAO Really?

This strikes me funny on several levels. First you don't have to cook with all meat. You can have 40% meat and still be meat. Throw in some sand and crap no one knows what it is (maltodextrin), and some oats, um that's "almost oats"(Isolated oat products) technically. And according to the story, you have....... wait for it........MEAT. Sounds like my sisters meatloaf which is not all meat hence the loaf part I guess. Secondly, there is an asshole actually suing Taco Bell over this? Really? Taco Bell kicks ass. It's not like they are using LION MEAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. When are we going to stop the madness? One more thing, who the hell goes to fast food and expects some organic healthy experience? And that Jared guy doesn't count.

What the hell? I guess it is really Taco Meat Filling. Whatever, its damn good. It's still my favorite fast food. I don't care if there are oats and sand in my meat. Err thats Taco Meat filling for the PC in fast foodville. It's frappin good. Long live the Taco Bell experience and that includes their almost meat with it's almost oat fillers and crap.

I totally love this chick. I can't stop singing it around the house !!

Every so often a piece or two of genius comes along and i have to share it. This poor woman was obviously had a bad day. But gosh, you gotta lover her flair