Got my copy of FU Penguin today by Matthew Gasteier. OMG book is too funny. I read his blog everyday. I highly recommend this book and blog to all of you who are constantly spammed by cute animals.
It is hilarious and worth the $15.
My copy was signed "Don't let the Penguins Win" Is totally an awesome book and I don't normally do this but was so entertained I just had to share with my friends.
Friday, September 18, 2009
My Favorite Movies
I am a chronic listmaker......OCD strikes again
--Please note not in any particular order so OCD not so bad...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Waterboy
3. What about Bob?
4. Forrest Gump
5. Blade Runner
6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
7. Alien vs Predator (i know what you are thinking....Like I care)
8. Lord of the Rings--all 3
9. Team America (fuck yeah)
10. Troy (umm yeah naked Brad Pitt)
11. West Side Story
12. Casino Royale (the new one yummy James Bond)
13. Lady and the Tramp---awww
14. It's a Wonderful Life
15. Kill Bill 1&2
16. Jurassic Park
17. Life is Beautiful
18. Sense and Sensibility
19. All Austin Powers (yeah baby)
20. Good Will Hunting
21. Steal Magnolias
22. The North and South
23. And the Band Played on
24. It's my Party (break out the tissues, i cry every time)
25. Philadelphia
26. Castaway (felt sorry for an inanimate object)
27. Walk the Line
28. Evita (Antonio Banderas...Hello)
29. Dirty Dancing (god rest Patrick's soul)
30. Shrek
KK 30 is more than enough. But also have to mention I love scary movies and ghost hunter shows.
--Please note not in any particular order so OCD not so bad...
1. Schindler's List
2. The Waterboy
3. What about Bob?
4. Forrest Gump
5. Blade Runner
6. Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon
7. Alien vs Predator (i know what you are thinking....Like I care)
8. Lord of the Rings--all 3
9. Team America (fuck yeah)
10. Troy (umm yeah naked Brad Pitt)
11. West Side Story
12. Casino Royale (the new one yummy James Bond)
13. Lady and the Tramp---awww
14. It's a Wonderful Life
15. Kill Bill 1&2
16. Jurassic Park
17. Life is Beautiful
18. Sense and Sensibility
19. All Austin Powers (yeah baby)
20. Good Will Hunting
21. Steal Magnolias
22. The North and South
23. And the Band Played on
24. It's my Party (break out the tissues, i cry every time)
25. Philadelphia
26. Castaway (felt sorry for an inanimate object)
27. Walk the Line
28. Evita (Antonio Banderas...Hello)
29. Dirty Dancing (god rest Patrick's soul)
30. Shrek
KK 30 is more than enough. But also have to mention I love scary movies and ghost hunter shows.
Tuesday, September 15, 2009
On a Positive Note
Don't you just love it when.....
1. People tell you, you are fabulous and mean it.
2. Someone takes care of dinner.
3. A person brings you flowers because they are so glad you helped them at work.
4. They tell you, you are the YODA!
5. A nice person takes a minute to explain something you don't understand.
6. A person accept you as you are even when you talk to yourself.
7. No one nags at you for driving too fast.
8. Someone loves you for you and they are not your family. (When it happens I will let you know)
9. Citizens Vote Republican (lol or vote at all)
10. People fight back against tyranny (weak I know)
11. People also love FU Penguin (do the search, read the site, buy the book.....so funny)
12. You get a Hug for no reason, just cause you needed it.
13. Your real friends let you be a bitch just because you feel hormonal and understand what's going on.
14. The mailman brings a check?
15. Fall starts and when spring starts?
16. Men online treat you with respect? Instead of a slut?
17. You have that one good cry that feels sooo good you don't want to stop?
18. Your man leaves you alone for that good cry.
19. You come home to your dog who loves you soo much and is simply happy to see you?
20. The Broncos Win!!!!
1. People tell you, you are fabulous and mean it.
2. Someone takes care of dinner.
3. A person brings you flowers because they are so glad you helped them at work.
4. They tell you, you are the YODA!
5. A nice person takes a minute to explain something you don't understand.
6. A person accept you as you are even when you talk to yourself.
7. No one nags at you for driving too fast.
8. Someone loves you for you and they are not your family. (When it happens I will let you know)
9. Citizens Vote Republican (lol or vote at all)
10. People fight back against tyranny (weak I know)
11. People also love FU Penguin (do the search, read the site, buy the book.....so funny)
12. You get a Hug for no reason, just cause you needed it.
13. Your real friends let you be a bitch just because you feel hormonal and understand what's going on.
14. The mailman brings a check?
15. Fall starts and when spring starts?
16. Men online treat you with respect? Instead of a slut?
17. You have that one good cry that feels sooo good you don't want to stop?
18. Your man leaves you alone for that good cry.
19. You come home to your dog who loves you soo much and is simply happy to see you?
20. The Broncos Win!!!!
Things that annoy Miss Priss
Okay mildly annoying but.....
Don't you just hate it when people....
1. Yell at you for no reason.
2. Call you on your own crap. Really, as if I didn't already know
3. Are so intense they lose their sense of humor?
4. Say nasty things to you on line and you don't know them. For example, had a very young man ask me my bra size among other perverted things.
5. Assume you are gonna cyber them whenever they want. Get a clue stud, you are not and never had been in the running for cybersex from the Priss. She's very picky.
6. Plan your day for you
7. Talk about your favorite football team?
8. Tell you they need to talk to you but will do it later. WTF, talk to me now or don't bring it up!
9. Tell you you are fabulous and you know they don't mean it.
10. Tell you the same thing they tell everyone else. Can't be original?
11. Are mean to your dog? Well we all know benji is spoiled.
12. Are frustrated when you talk to yourself.
13. Tell you, you are grumpy when you aren't. Hmph just makes you grumpy in itself.
14. Text you for hours when they coulda just called and said everything in 10 minutes.
15. Don't do what you want them to when you want them to do it?
16. Talk to you like you are stupid. (err co-worker that sucks ass has the nerve to do this to everyone)
17. Drive Suburu's
18. Vote for idiots like Obama and Pelosi
19. Put stupid bumperstickers all over their car that make no sense.
20. Want to tell you intimate details of their love life?
KK 20 is enough for today.
Don't you just hate it when people....
1. Yell at you for no reason.
2. Call you on your own crap. Really, as if I didn't already know
3. Are so intense they lose their sense of humor?
4. Say nasty things to you on line and you don't know them. For example, had a very young man ask me my bra size among other perverted things.
5. Assume you are gonna cyber them whenever they want. Get a clue stud, you are not and never had been in the running for cybersex from the Priss. She's very picky.
6. Plan your day for you
7. Talk about your favorite football team?
8. Tell you they need to talk to you but will do it later. WTF, talk to me now or don't bring it up!
9. Tell you you are fabulous and you know they don't mean it.
10. Tell you the same thing they tell everyone else. Can't be original?
11. Are mean to your dog? Well we all know benji is spoiled.
12. Are frustrated when you talk to yourself.
13. Tell you, you are grumpy when you aren't. Hmph just makes you grumpy in itself.
14. Text you for hours when they coulda just called and said everything in 10 minutes.
15. Don't do what you want them to when you want them to do it?
16. Talk to you like you are stupid. (err co-worker that sucks ass has the nerve to do this to everyone)
17. Drive Suburu's
18. Vote for idiots like Obama and Pelosi
19. Put stupid bumperstickers all over their car that make no sense.
20. Want to tell you intimate details of their love life?
KK 20 is enough for today.
Friday, September 11, 2009
Friday Bumpersticker
Today's bumpersticker Reads
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Kinda like it. We all know how I feel about soccer moms and their stupid kids. I am sick of these women and their little johnny and susie and their damn kids schedules. Just to let the whole world know.....
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILD OR THEIR SCHEDULE, OR THEIR GRADES. THAT'S YOUR FREAKING JOB!!!
I can't stand them. I can't. I wish they would just get the hell outta the way and let me get to where I am going. If you don't know where the next scheduled event is for your child, get off your damn cell phone, pull over and use whatever GPS system you prefer. Just get you and your kids off the road before you kill them.
Seriously, saw mom on the phone with 4 kids in the minivan (what else) and was driving erratically and obviously looking to cut across 3 lanes of traffic to turn to go to the park. UMMM yeah you are giving your kids great times and keeping them busy. But for god sakes, don't kill them on the way there.
Happy Friday !!!
My kid sold your honor student the answers to the test.
Kinda like it. We all know how I feel about soccer moms and their stupid kids. I am sick of these women and their little johnny and susie and their damn kids schedules. Just to let the whole world know.....
I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR CHILD OR THEIR SCHEDULE, OR THEIR GRADES. THAT'S YOUR FREAKING JOB!!!
I can't stand them. I can't. I wish they would just get the hell outta the way and let me get to where I am going. If you don't know where the next scheduled event is for your child, get off your damn cell phone, pull over and use whatever GPS system you prefer. Just get you and your kids off the road before you kill them.
Seriously, saw mom on the phone with 4 kids in the minivan (what else) and was driving erratically and obviously looking to cut across 3 lanes of traffic to turn to go to the park. UMMM yeah you are giving your kids great times and keeping them busy. But for god sakes, don't kill them on the way there.
Happy Friday !!!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Thank Heaven for Gay Men
And we Can't forget Metro's
It's true, a girls best accessory is a gay man. Terrible to say it and even as I hesitate, It needs to be acknowledged. Gay men and Metrosexuals rock. They are the best ego boosters you can find.
Change your hair, your man says eh looks good and goes back to whatever they were doing.
But your gay men friends, well they go all out and make ya feel great. One of my best friends at work is gay. Total flaming queen. Who cares, he encourages me in a way no one else does. He even uses the fabulous word. I love him to death. Not that I don't love my girl friends, but women, you just can't trust them to tell you the truth. And every single woman out there knows what I mean. We have all been burned by a woman at one time or another.
Anyway back on point. Just want to say, when you feel like you are the ugliest woman on the planet, remember, there is a gay man who will tell you what you need to hear. They will let you cry on their shoulder for no reason at all. Just cuz you are a bit emotional that day.
On to Metro's they give great advice. They can tell you what your man is thinking but at the same time pump you up. They too are not freaked out by a sobbing woman. They just give you a hug and move on. They are not as good as gay men who want to talk to you. They are wired to kinda freak out about a woman's tears. But good advice givers.
So to Kenny and Kirk, and Kim(names changed to protect the identity of the those involved). I love you guys. Thanks for helping me overcome my own short ugliness crisis recently. And thanks for helping me get that coach wallet I wanted. Keep in mind I am looking for a blue Coach bag and/or a Prada bag.
You might think I don't give manly men enough credit. That is not what this is about. I actually love manly men. I like men with an edge. And a bad boy with tools and knowledge is always HAWT. And guess what I have one hahaha. He rocks my world. I think I am gonna keep him. Hopefully I can explain why I have to have manicures and Prada bags.
It's true, a girls best accessory is a gay man. Terrible to say it and even as I hesitate, It needs to be acknowledged. Gay men and Metrosexuals rock. They are the best ego boosters you can find.
Change your hair, your man says eh looks good and goes back to whatever they were doing.
But your gay men friends, well they go all out and make ya feel great. One of my best friends at work is gay. Total flaming queen. Who cares, he encourages me in a way no one else does. He even uses the fabulous word. I love him to death. Not that I don't love my girl friends, but women, you just can't trust them to tell you the truth. And every single woman out there knows what I mean. We have all been burned by a woman at one time or another.
Anyway back on point. Just want to say, when you feel like you are the ugliest woman on the planet, remember, there is a gay man who will tell you what you need to hear. They will let you cry on their shoulder for no reason at all. Just cuz you are a bit emotional that day.
On to Metro's they give great advice. They can tell you what your man is thinking but at the same time pump you up. They too are not freaked out by a sobbing woman. They just give you a hug and move on. They are not as good as gay men who want to talk to you. They are wired to kinda freak out about a woman's tears. But good advice givers.
So to Kenny and Kirk, and Kim(names changed to protect the identity of the those involved). I love you guys. Thanks for helping me overcome my own short ugliness crisis recently. And thanks for helping me get that coach wallet I wanted. Keep in mind I am looking for a blue Coach bag and/or a Prada bag.
You might think I don't give manly men enough credit. That is not what this is about. I actually love manly men. I like men with an edge. And a bad boy with tools and knowledge is always HAWT. And guess what I have one hahaha. He rocks my world. I think I am gonna keep him. Hopefully I can explain why I have to have manicures and Prada bags.
Saturday, April 25, 2009
Updates
Here we go for the one who wanted to know.
The dog is fine. Benji is back to normal. Chasing birds and all. He chewed up my favorite bra this week. Damn dog. But my loyal buddy.
That old Broad is still kicking it. She hasn't blogged for awhile.
The Colorado Avalanche suck.
I still hate those damn soccer moms and their stickers. I still don't care about their children. With their stupid mini van driving ways. I still send them the finger as needed.
I am addicted to a game. And to people I have met playing it. You know who you are.
I have stopped most reality TV. It gets boring after awhile.
Supreme Leader Obama SUCKS!!!! Did we really need a news conference on the first family getting a dog? Really? Like I care. If I see the leader of our country shaking hands with Hugo Chavez one more time I am going to hurl.
Mom still watching Murder She Wrote
The toilet paper situation is worse at work. I think they are using newspapers bleached and cut down to size.
The copier is still jammed---All of them.
I stopped eating peanut butter sandwiches in bed and have not ordered anything from QVC for a long time.
That's it for now.
The dog is fine. Benji is back to normal. Chasing birds and all. He chewed up my favorite bra this week. Damn dog. But my loyal buddy.
That old Broad is still kicking it. She hasn't blogged for awhile.
The Colorado Avalanche suck.
I still hate those damn soccer moms and their stickers. I still don't care about their children. With their stupid mini van driving ways. I still send them the finger as needed.
I am addicted to a game. And to people I have met playing it. You know who you are.
I have stopped most reality TV. It gets boring after awhile.
Supreme Leader Obama SUCKS!!!! Did we really need a news conference on the first family getting a dog? Really? Like I care. If I see the leader of our country shaking hands with Hugo Chavez one more time I am going to hurl.
Mom still watching Murder She Wrote
The toilet paper situation is worse at work. I think they are using newspapers bleached and cut down to size.
The copier is still jammed---All of them.
I stopped eating peanut butter sandwiches in bed and have not ordered anything from QVC for a long time.
That's it for now.
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