I HATE April

April = Tax time

Once again I am in the position of taking it up the you know what in order for the unwashed masses to mooch off of everyone else. My tax debt numbered 5 digits this year. Why you may ask? Because I stupidly did that little thing called WORK. For years since I was very young. I put money into my 401K, kept my daughter fed and clothed and had health insurance.

My daughter is now technically grown. I stupidly thought I could pull my 401k and live and survive to finish my education. How wrong I was. It seems with what I made last year along with my withdrawal on my 401k I still owe the government. And thats after they took over 20%

Here's the kicker, I worked all those years. Saved all that money, stayed off welfare only to fund someone else's education. Maybe someone who broke the law by coming here illegally will benefit from my hard work. Not only that, because of my taxes I cannot get student loans. SO here I am no job, no savings, can't finish my education let alone pay for my child's, AND I get the satisfaction of knowing that, hrm well I really have no satisfaction at this time.

Seems it does not pay to do the right thing. Oh and btw, I made considerably less than 250K last year but seems I am now in a 40+% tax bracket? And don't get me started on penalties. I'd like to take a moment and thank all the assholes in congress for all their hard work. I'd like to abscond with their life savings and pass it out along the river to the homeless. I'd really like to to tell our president that I need a FUCKING bailout.

Guess, I'm off to stand in the I want my free ride line too now.

Happy Birthday Mr. President

February 6 we celebrate the birthday of a good man. Cheers Mr. President, it's to bad we don't have another one of you for our country today.

WTF !!!!

Long Live the Bell

So I was supposed to be writing a feminist paper !!! I know, it sucks. I saw a headline that Taco Bell is being sued. Apparently their meat is not meat. The lawsuit says it is 36% beef and to call it meat, it has to be 40% meat. ROFLMAO Really?

This strikes me funny on several levels. First you don't have to cook with all meat. You can have 40% meat and still be meat. Throw in some sand and crap no one knows what it is (maltodextrin), and some oats, um that's "almost oats"(Isolated oat products) technically. And according to the story, you have....... wait for it........MEAT. Sounds like my sisters meatloaf which is not all meat hence the loaf part I guess. Secondly, there is an asshole actually suing Taco Bell over this? Really? Taco Bell kicks ass. It's not like they are using LION MEAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. When are we going to stop the madness? One more thing, who the hell goes to fast food and expects some organic healthy experience? And that Jared guy doesn't count.

What the hell? I guess it is really Taco Meat Filling. Whatever, its damn good. It's still my favorite fast food. I don't care if there are oats and sand in my meat. Err thats Taco Meat filling for the PC in fast foodville. It's frappin good. Long live the Taco Bell experience and that includes their almost meat with it's almost oat fillers and crap.

I totally love this chick. I can't stop singing it around the house !!

Every so often a piece or two of genius comes along and i have to share it. This poor woman was obviously had a bad day. But gosh, you gotta lover her flair