I HATE April

April = Tax time

Once again I am in the position of taking it up the you know what in order for the unwashed masses to mooch off of everyone else. My tax debt numbered 5 digits this year. Why you may ask? Because I stupidly did that little thing called WORK. For years since I was very young. I put money into my 401K, kept my daughter fed and clothed and had health insurance.

My daughter is now technically grown. I stupidly thought I could pull my 401k and live and survive to finish my education. How wrong I was. It seems with what I made last year along with my withdrawal on my 401k I still owe the government. And thats after they took over 20%

Here's the kicker, I worked all those years. Saved all that money, stayed off welfare only to fund someone else's education. Maybe someone who broke the law by coming here illegally will benefit from my hard work. Not only that, because of my taxes I cannot get student loans. SO here I am no job, no savings, can't finish my education let alone pay for my child's, AND I get the satisfaction of knowing that, hrm well I really have no satisfaction at this time.

Seems it does not pay to do the right thing. Oh and btw, I made considerably less than 250K last year but seems I am now in a 40+% tax bracket? And don't get me started on penalties. I'd like to take a moment and thank all the assholes in congress for all their hard work. I'd like to abscond with their life savings and pass it out along the river to the homeless. I'd really like to to tell our president that I need a FUCKING bailout.

Guess, I'm off to stand in the I want my free ride line too now.

Happy Birthday Mr. President

February 6 we celebrate the birthday of a good man. Cheers Mr. President, it's to bad we don't have another one of you for our country today.

WTF !!!!

Long Live the Bell

So I was supposed to be writing a feminist paper !!! I know, it sucks. I saw a headline that Taco Bell is being sued. Apparently their meat is not meat. The lawsuit says it is 36% beef and to call it meat, it has to be 40% meat. ROFLMAO Really?

This strikes me funny on several levels. First you don't have to cook with all meat. You can have 40% meat and still be meat. Throw in some sand and crap no one knows what it is (maltodextrin), and some oats, um that's "almost oats"(Isolated oat products) technically. And according to the story, you have....... wait for it........MEAT. Sounds like my sisters meatloaf which is not all meat hence the loaf part I guess. Secondly, there is an asshole actually suing Taco Bell over this? Really? Taco Bell kicks ass. It's not like they are using LION MEAT FOR CRYING OUT LOUD. When are we going to stop the madness? One more thing, who the hell goes to fast food and expects some organic healthy experience? And that Jared guy doesn't count.

What the hell? I guess it is really Taco Meat Filling. Whatever, its damn good. It's still my favorite fast food. I don't care if there are oats and sand in my meat. Err thats Taco Meat filling for the PC in fast foodville. It's frappin good. Long live the Taco Bell experience and that includes their almost meat with it's almost oat fillers and crap.

I totally love this chick. I can't stop singing it around the house !!

Every so often a piece or two of genius comes along and i have to share it. This poor woman was obviously had a bad day. But gosh, you gotta lover her flair

I Can't Help it!! I watch it every day

Enemies??? Really????

Quotes from the Supreme Leader from an AP article.

Obama was being interviewed by a Hispanic radio host and responded to questions regarding him asking for the Latino vote in the coming election. His answers are below.

"If Latinos sit out the election instead of saying, 'We're gonna punish our enemies and we're gonna reward our friends who stand with us on issues that are important to us,' if they don't see that kind of upsurge in voting in this election, then I think it's gonna be harder."

"Now the Republicans are saying that I'm calling them enemies," Obama said. "What I'm saying is you're an opponent of this particular provision, comprehensive immigration reform, which is something very different."

Um can we say division? How is it healthy to set up a them versus those mentality. Our great nation needs healing not more division. Scare tactics are all I have seen during this ugly election.


Here is my own view:

Regardless of where you stand on the issue of immigration, is it the job of the president to declare a large population of his citizens enemies? Frankly I am shocked by the Presidents words and his audacity. Is this the "audacity of hope" we have heard about? I think not. I think the job has gone to his head. I thought he said he would reach across the aisle. When exactly is he planning on doing that???

Typical political hogwash. Yet again a politician says "Oops I said it but I really meant....." When does it end? When are the American people going to rise up and demand our President, Senators, Congressmen and every other elected official do their job. No more, no less. Just do the job, vote according to your constituents wants, live within your budget, the rest of us do, and for god sakes STOP WITH THE POSTURING AND END THE PISSING CONTEST.

So you don't think like the Supreme Leader, well be prepared to be punished. America, please make the first step into taking back our country. Someday, you may be the "enemy" who needs to be punished for not blindly accepting the word of one I believe to be an unrighteous man.

We got a kitten......OH NO

I hate spiders. hate them, hate them hate them. Then one day, while talking to a co-worker, I had an epiphany. Well, close enough anyway. A cat especially a kitten would chase down spiders. It's archetypal, cats have been used by man to from early days to keep the cave clean of vermin and dogs formed the bond with man to guard the cave. What could be more perfect? I have the dog and the peeping tom who looked in my window 3 months ago took off running. So wouldn't a cat protect the home from spiders? Yes, I think so.

What I did not plan on was living with a cat again. He walked in like he owned the joint. He bites and to date has not killed one damn spider. He tries to nurse from the dog, and no...not from a nipple. (yes it is exactly what you are thinking) I came home to the boyfriend telling me our cat is gay. He screeches for food as if to say, "stoopid hoomans should know it's chow time."

He is adorable though. And to his credit he has caught 2 flys and a moth. He is only 4 months old. SO I guess he needs a little time to grow.

What a funny little animal he is and now the old dog runs around the house rolling the cat around. Is pretty hilarious to watch.

I must admit I am more of a dog person. They worship you. The cat demands to be worshiped. I guess it took me no time to forget how cats operate. He adores the boyfriend (traitor) and bites me.

The dog has been demoralized. He wakes up to find a kitten sleeping with him stealing his body heat. That's if he is lucky and the cat does not want to try to nurse.

Worst offense: The cat wants to get into one of my purses. He clawed at it and tried to crawl in and scratched on my coach wallet. HMMM will have to think on that. I am not so shallow to actually be mad about it, but it was not his best moment when he got shot with a water gun.

But he is sooo darn cute. He's funny and grouchy, hence his name Oscar. Gosh, I love kitty nap time. He is so sweet and such a baby that you have to love him even though he wakes up and attacks you. Guess I will just have to live with it. He does after all show promise of making my house spider free.